So let's pretend I was here all along, why don't we?

I got a laptop. I've been trying to get all sorted to go to Wisconsin. I've been sleeping. In other words--I have no excuses at all.

So have you kids been good? No? Excellent.

Stories to come, perhaps--until then, go play in traffic.

Further news, check it: slightly communist snape.

Tell VK she rocks. Because it's only a little communist, and very pomo.