Sometimes it breaks my mind, how I can write four pages and yet say nothing. Nothing, I tell you! Perhaps such is the life of a student. Pity is, I'll get a decent grade on it. Learning? What's that?

In later news--hilarious. Just... hilarious. Read and weep and register to vote, my pretties!

Well, a two-update-day. Best not get cozy with it. Back to the grind--this was only a diversion from typing random, random gibberish.

Shit. I should be a speech writer. Except I think I have more of a grasp on the English language.

Hey ho, to essays we go.