Well, just rest assured that I'm having a magnificent fiasco of deciding what to do with my life. There comes a time when one realizes, "Holy shit, batman, I'm 12,000 dollars in debt! And not really learning much I couldn't on my own!" And at that time, one makes up ludicrous, long schemes of what to do--to transfer, to stay here and try and graduate early, to drop out and go to a trade school. Then, your favorite professor says, in as much words, "you don't need a BA to get a good job. You don't need a lot of money to be happy. You can always come back. And for heaven's sake, woman, quit planning so hard for the future and just take a vacation term--and if you decide never to come back, alright." Then you come home, take a nap, and find this out:

Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
Who will play you:	David Spade
Who will play your love interest:	Kevin Spacey
Weeks you will stay in the box office:	24
Song that will play during your love scene:	Berlin - Sex (I'm a)
Song that will play during your death:	Prince - 1999
Your name:
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Does this mean I should stay in school, so David Spade doesn't play me? Still... hot, hot Kaiser Sossa action...

Okay. Worktime. Must remember: no flunko this semestero.