Special note: I HATE THIS.

It's in the River arc thingy. I'm probably going character-by-character.

Yes, Jordan was changed to Jonah, if any of you even noticed--Jordan is a name with negative connotation to me, somehow. Still, either way, I hate this. ><

Oh. No conclusion. Muahaha! Extra suck!

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Ken was, as far as he was concerned, all over that "mystery" thing. Not that it was easy, being that he'd lived in the same town as the lot of them since the beginning of middle school, but he still did a pretty good job of being the stereotypical "cool" or "mysterious" guy. At least compared to his friends--which, to be honest, wasn't saying much.

One of his aces in being Mr. Mystery was a fact so insignificant that, rather than making people wonder, it just drove them insane, much like trying to remember the next line of a song that's stuck in the mind. It was, quite simply, his name.

It was a brilliant plot: he never revealed to anyone if his name was actually Kenneth, or if it was really just Ken. If people called him Kenneth, he'd only remind them to call him "Ken," not refuting or confirming their guess. Just, "Hey, call me Ken."

This, naturally, drove everyone up the wall. They all guessed Jonah--sure, Jonah has to know it, right?

If he did, Ken's friend never let the secret out. Jonah, not having many secrets, was keen to protect those of others.