Addition: Hey, in that entry about the porn in VK's diary? Yea, that'd suddenly be a EXCELLENT MISTAH YORKE. Wish I had such madd skillz...

No, philosophy essay. No. We've had plenty of you, and we aren't taking it anymore.

Well, at least it's not due 'til Friday, and at least I'm a paragraph in. But I keep on having to remind myself that I have work tomorrow, and really do need to get my damn act together...

But I am happy right about now. Why? Well, it could be that I just had a rowdy music-video watching session with A&E (which has been vastly improved lately in my eyes. The two have quite taken to Nick Cave videos--or, at least, the few good ones; we watch "Do You Love Me" and "The Weeping Song" almost every time, and "Stagger Lee" and "Henry Lee" are often busted out, as well--the latter mainly because you could CUT THROUGH THAT SEXUAL TENSION WITH A KNIFE) or it might just be the sheer unadulterated joy of SENDING YOUR BEST FRIEND BAD PORN!

Sorry, man. What can I say? I actually never saw that one. I've seen two she's been selling, "Fuckholes: Mouthfulls of Cum" and "Fuckholes: Cumshots Superspecial" (the Fuckholes series is a rather shoddy line of about, I don't know, ONE HUNDRED VIDEOS) and "Stuff Your Face Again" is being saved for a rainy day. She has two others, which were of dubious hilarity. That one was chosen mainly because it wasn't in that strange large box porn usually comes in, so it, you know, FIT IN THE PACKAGE.

The reviews of the two I've seen? Well, "Mouthfulls of Cum" was hilarity, with a strange scene involving old hockey masks spray-painted gold and a whole lot of 80's bedsheets. "Cumshots Superspecial" was viewed in the great college tradition of "Watching porn when hammered," so I couldn't tell you a lot of it. However, I really thought I saw the EN symbol on a drumkit (don't ask, we had a drumkit covered in stickers in a porn, that's all you need) in it, so we need to watch it once more. I might have just been drunk, though. Oh, wait. I was.

So, VK, I'm sorry that "Girls that SC & EC" wasn't all that it was proclaiming. But it's your fault for not buying "Euroscat."

Off for more essay.