Every time that Purell commercial with the kids pawing up everything in sight at a daycare center with their germy paws comes on, I get a little thrill of happiness... happiness for M.C. Hammer! Finally, he can buy himself a taco! That is, if he still has the rights to "U Can't Touch This."*

*special thanks to Wikipedia, for informing me that the complete song title does, indeed, include the "U."